He holds a device in his hand.)īen: The Gain-a-Tron! My research proved that big equals funny, and this device will instantaneously quadruple my size. (Scene cuts to Ben talking to the audience from the living room. Ginger laughs.)īen: (picks up microphone stand) Sounds like you’re ready for some jokes!īen: You know why I don’t trust atoms? Because, as we know from science, atoms make up everything! He has found a way to become morbidly obese, and the loud noises were his footsteps. ![]() The friends are seated at a table when they hear sudden loud noises. Ben talks to the audience on the living room armchair.)īen: My research is complete! I’m happy to say that I've finally found a way to perform comedy so my material gets the laughter it deserves! This is gonna be really big! (Ben sits on a larger whoopie cushion at his office chair, creating a louder noise.) (A large pie is launched into Hank's face, knocking him off his stool and against the wall. Ben hits a button that launches a pie at Hank's stomach.)īen: Let's see. Ben touches a whoopee cushion on his chair, then sits on it.) The television then shows a piano falling on the clown. Ben shows Angela an image of a clown on the television. Ben takes note on a clipboard, then tickles Tom with a feather. (Ben tickles Tom's armpit with his finger. A montage is shown of Ben trying to get Tom to laugh.) But there’s some piece of the comedy puzzle that's still missing, and I’m going to find out what it is! Hank: Oh, that’s why no one was laughing! Your jokes aren’t funny!īen: No, my jokes aren’t the problem, I know that. Ginger: I know the problem! You think your jokes are funny, but they’re not funny! Every joke I did tonight was from the “Funny” column. There are three columns with jokes on it.)īen: Look at this spreadsheet. Hank: Oh, thank goodness! He already knows, guys.īen: It just doesn't make sense! I know my jokes were humorous! (Scene cuts to the open mic club after the audience had left.)Īngela: Hey, there he is! Ben the comedian! Right, bro? Mean? (rimshot) Cadmium? I just met him! Iodine. Tom: Wait, that’s fake? That’s how you laugh when I tell a joke.Īngela: (laughs) Oh, Tom, you’re so funny.īen: Bromine. Tom: I can’t do this anymore! Even my fake laugh sounds fake. so I said, "Uranium? More like my-anium!” Huh? Am I right? ![]() In some cases, the nature of the item means that it is non-returnable, for example, due to hygiene/health and personal care/wellness/consumable nature of the product.(Scene shows the open-mic club. Office Products and Wireless Returns Policy New electronic items fulfilled by Amazon AU can be returned for change of mind, for a replacement or a full refund of the purchase cost of the item within 30 days of receipt of delivery.For information about returning faulty electronics please see Returning Faulty Items. Please see our Amazon Global Store Returns policy and Refunds policy for more information about returning Amazon Global Store items.Ĭamera, Electronics and PC Returns Policy Please see About Marketplace Returns & Refunds for details on Seller returns policies. To return faulty items see our Returning Faulty Items policy.įor items ordered on from a seller that fulfils and ships its own inventory (also called a third party seller), any returns will be in accordance with the returns policy set by that seller (not the Amazon AU returns policies). This change of mind return policy is in addition to, and does not affect your rights under the Australian Consumer Law including any rights you may have in respect of faulty items. Unless otherwise stated, original shipping fees for change of mind returns are not refunded. Please Contact Us and see About Items That Can’t Be Returned. ![]() In some circumstances, these items may be eligible for a refund or a replacement (for example, if you receive the wrong item due to an Amazon AU error or if the item is faulty). In some cases, the nature of the item means that it is non-returnable, for example, due to hygiene/health and personal care/wellness/consumable nature of the product. You can return most new, unopened items fulfilled by Amazon AU within 30 days of receipt of delivery for a replacement or full refund of the price you paid for the item if you change your mind - see About Replacements and About Refunds.
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